Hope you had a Happy Thanksgiving... In honor, here's an article about why today's mass-produced turkeys taste so bland...

Some Thanksgiving sale goodness-this one made all the papers: "Woman knocked unconscious by trampling shoppers" ...and this happened at a Wal-Mart Supercenter...

"Congress Expands FBI spying Power"

"FBI Scrutinizes Antiwar Rallies"

A nonviolent protester is "hogtied and abused" at Fort Benning:

I didn't think Michael Jackson could look worse... (picture)

Have you ever wanted your own Death Ray? Check out the commercial at Brotron Labs!

Abercromie & Fitch got in hot, steamy water last week for their R- and X- rated clothing catalog. Their first sweater doesn't show up until page 122. The people in their catalog aren't wearing clothes, and the clothes in their catalog aren't worn by people:

Did you know they also sold thongs for kids? (from May 2002): "Parents say kid's thong is just plain wrong"

"My First DNA Sequencer"

A DNA extraction and analysis device for kids - only $80. Comes with a centrifuge and electrophoresis chamber!

New labels for fruit change color as the fruit ripens...